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Metal Gear Awesome 2 Metal Gear Awesome 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Incredibly funny

I didn't think it would be possible to make the original MGA any better. But you've done it.

2 things though:

1. Will it be available as a .mp4 download, like the previous MGA?

2. Is it based on any particular MGS game, or just the whole series? Because I've played MGS2 and 3, and I didn't really notice any similarities apart from snake and the metal gear.

-Guitar-Zero- -Guitar-Zero-

Rated 4 / 5 stars

There should be a Guitar Hero collection...

This was pretty funny, I like the drawing style although the colours of the buttons were a bit off (teal instead of green for example) and the screens on the tv were very laggy, about 1 fps!

Also, at the beginning the song on the tv was Through the Fire and Flames on Expert.

Wii Are Sold Out Wii Are Sold Out

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Good flash but...

Why would you want a wii for? There were far supirior consoles on the shelves, wiis are for babies.

But good flash, voices and humour was good. Only thing was that it sounded odd when he was shouting, but I suppose that added to the humour.

Recent Game Reviews

Machete Chamber Machete Chamber

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Ruined by slow movement

It was a good idea, and in many ways it was well executed. However, it's achilles heel was the slow movement of the character. I can understand he won't be moving very fast with 1 leg and no arms, but even with 2 legs and 2 arms he is far too slow. If machetes were dropping on my head I'd run, not slowly sidestep. This means that if the answer is A or D you can't get it if you're in the middle. Also, the questions were quite easy, apart from a couple of hard ones. How am I supposed to know who got 60 homeruns? I've never even watched baseball!

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factory balls factory balls

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fun game :)

It's a very fun and original game, I've never seen any other games like it, the ball physics was very well made too.

One thing, though, how the fuck do you hitTest curved surfaces? It's driving me around the bedn! I mean bend!

It must be witchcraft or something...

Territory WAR Online Territory WAR Online

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Tactical gaming at it's best

The addition of an online mode is a great idea, and beating real human players is very fun. Only small problems were that it was a little too similar to the original, maybe more weapons would help? Also, the speech boxes were censorized >:(. Heil censorship nazi!

Recent Audio Reviews

1 Minute Guitar Solo 1 Minute Guitar Solo

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Nice solo but...

It's good and you have huge skills, but the sound quality is quite bad which for a solo is annoying because quite often you can't make out the individual notes. Also a low drum beat wouldn't go amiss. Also at times it just seemed like you were making it up as you go along, and not really thinking what will sound good. I recomend making cover versions of existing guitar solos (such as search and destroy by iggy pop?) before making your own stuff up.

Demon-Slayer12 responds:

again..this is an old solo done for the sake of submitting something, so it wasn't supposed to be something special.

Sweet Child O' Mine [Remix] Sweet Child O' Mine [Remix]

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

no no noooooooooooooooooooooo

Sweet child of mine is an awesome, but this is disrespectful to the great song. The chorus isn't loud enough, and it just makes me yearn for the real thing. It's not that I hate dance (although it's not that great) but this just isn't right. Speaking of which, you can't really dance to it so putting it in the dance category is a bit wrong, techno would be more appropriate. I give it 5 because of the great Sweet child o mine melody.